SO… WHAT DO YOU DO?

When I try and explain what I do for work it comes out all wrong.

 “I run tests on blood, urine, and… other things I won’t mention… things you wouldn’t want to talk about at the dinner table.” 😝
It makes my job sound undesirable and gives the person who asked the urge to use hand sanitizer!
I don’t know why I feel the need to simplify and dumb down my explanation! 📈☣️♥️🔬💉
A better answer would be…
I run diagnostic testing on body fluids to help your doctor gather clues in order to diagnose, and treat you!
That’s better!

Hi, my name is Annaliese! I am a scientist.

detective with mad science skills!
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When I try and explain what I do for work it comes out all wrong. "I run tests on blood, urine, and... other things I won't mention... things you wouldn't want to talk about at the dinn